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So you little AngelFaces have been asking why I haven't posted in forevs and there are several reasons for that. First of all, I haven't had time to write. Secondly, I haven't had time to find inspiration, and when I do think of something that is really funny, I forget to write down all of the brilliant thoughts in my mind.

Since everything is happening in sporadic spasms,  I thought you'd appreciate it if I just wrote down blurbs.

1) There was a Luke Bryan concert last night. A girl in my 8 AM wore her cowboy boots with her Soffee shorts and Beat Georgia Tech shirt. I didn't want to ruin her hangover by slapping the snot out of her.

2) Despite my rabid protesting, ladies are still wearing yoga pants.

3) Tillman (the bell tower on campus) played the theme song from Harry Potter yesterday afternoon. I skipped across the plaza looking for Harry on a broom (or Snape creepin' around). I reached for my magic wand to Imperio someone into giving me a ride to my next class. However, I was jolted to reality when I realized that Clemson is NOT Hogwarts and I don't have a real wand. Yet.

4) I've spent my entire Facebook career mocking people who play FarmVille, CastleVille, and whatever the flip else there is. I have unfriended people and blocked others from sending me the thousands of requests. Then one day, out of boredom, I started playing Sims City and now, I have an unhealthy obsession with it. Now, Yours Truly is that person who deceives your notifications page by making you think that you have friends who wrote on your wall. Negative. I just want you to send me land permits.

5) Really, I can't land on weird numbers. Like 4. Who ever heard of a list of 4?