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You know, when I was originally formulating this post in my mind, I thought that I would just look up quotes or conversations that those goonies on shows like Jersey Shore or Real Housewives said while they were being recorded. However, during my research, I started seizing because my IQ was falling at such a rapid pace.

The point I was going to make was that if dumb idiots like Snooki and SItuation and IDon'tKnowThese'TardNames can get their own show and be on Dancing with the Stars, WHY CAN'T i ?

The following is why Bestie and I should have our own freakin' television show:

Scene: One of my very best friends had a baby last week. Her in-laws are precious, but are much more well-to-do than I, had several conversations while Ashley was in recovery. Action!

Me: So Ash's in-laws were trying to decide which places they should go to lunch. I didn't recognize one restaurant they mentioned, so when they asked me for a good place to eat, I tried to think of the most expensive place I had eaten and it wasn't what they were looking for.
Bestie: What restaurants were they talking about?
Me: I don't know. Some places that started with "Cafe" and ended with a French word.
Bestie: Yeah. We eat at places that end in cafe.
Me: Like "Today, I had lunch at The Hospital Cafe." It'd be different if I said "Cafe Hospital."