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Today was an opportunity for me to act my age and not the number of books I read in high school. The following is a list of responsible, grownup things I did today.

1) I woke up when my first alarm went off. I spent the next 30 minutes convincing myself that I did NOT, in fact have the Bubonic plague and I should get up and get ready.

2) I went to Starbucks, ordered a coffee, and pretended to flip through the New York Times while eavesdropping on people talking about the housing market.

3) I went to Bilo and got a prescription filled.

4) I saved $7 on gas with FuelPerks.

5) Fart I can't think of another one.

Either way, I did a lot of responsible things today. And you know what?????

It was crap.